IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES

IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES

Globle cases of "The Runs" since runes protocol implemented

1,700,000,000
New cases of "The Runs" per year*
840,960
Current Block
650.0
Time since Runes protocol implemented
* According to WHO statistics
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“The most entertaining outcome is the most likely.” - Elon Musk

Attention all crypto enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring tokens clogging up your wallet like a backed-up toilet? Well, get ready to flush away the competition, because IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES is here to give your portfolio the runs like never before!

Our memecoin is set to take the market by storm and leave all other altcoins in the bowl! We're not talking about a measly case of crypto diarrhea here; IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES is a full-blown, no-holds-barred, gastrointestinal adventure that will have you sprinting to the moon and beyond, leaving skidmarks on the charts!

And don't worry about any unexpected "dumps" along the way; our tokenomics are as solid as a constipated elephant! So why settle for the same old shit coins when you can have the runs with IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES? Join our community today and let's paint the town brown with our explosive gains!

MEET THE TEAM

Changpeng Dungao

Changpeng Dungao

Chief Excremental Officer (CEO)
Diarrhoea DeCaprio

Diarrhoea DeCaprio

Senior Vice Poosident (SVP)
Dwayne “The Sand” Runson

Dwayne “The Sand” Runson

Chief Operating Orifice (COO)
Keanu Streams

Keanu Streams

Chief Flatulence Officer (CFO)
Loose Willis

Loose Willis

Director of Defecation Relations (DDR)
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When nature calls, IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES answers! Our memecoin is the number #2 crypto asset, and proud of it!

Community-focused

Dank memes

LIQUID ASSETS

Grassroots movement

Inclusive atmosphere

Intestinal investing

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The IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES project is blasting off to new heights on the Bristol Stool Chart, and we want YOU to join the movement!

Currently hovering between a mushy Type 6 and a liquidy Type 7, we're not content with just being a sloppy, soft-serve mess. Oh no, we're aiming for the top (or should we say, the bottom?) - the watery wasteland of pure, unadulterated Type 7 diarrhea!

With IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES, get ready for transactions so fast, you'll need a diaper to keep up. Liquidity so abundant, you'll be swimming in it. And gas? Let's just say, you might want to light a match.

So grab your toilet paper and hold on tight - this is going to be one wild ride to the porcelain promised land! ALL ABOARD THE TYPE 7 EXPRESS!

DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER, GET YOUR RUNES HERE! IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES

Some people think IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES is just a load of crap, but they don't know shit. This coin is the real deal, and it's gonna blast off like a rocket-propelled turd!

Ivana "Rektum" Dumps Flatulence Financial Advisor

I used to be so constipated by high gas fees, but then I discovered IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES. Now my transactions are as smooth as my bowel movements!

Philbert "Fartwright" McGee Professional Posterior Prognosticator

I've been in the crypto game for years, and I've never seen a coin with such explosive potential. IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES is gonna give Ethereum a real run for its money... and a run to the bathroom!

Seymour "Squirts" Butts Irritable Bowel Investor

When I first heard about IVE•GOT•THE•RUNES, I thought it was just another shitcoin. But then I did my doo diligence, and I realized this project is no joke. It's got a solid team, a clear roadmap, and a community that gives a crap. I'm all in!

Anita "Pooper" Singleton Defecation Diva

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